Garlstedt




Disclaimer: "Garlstedt: The Cold War Chronicles" may seem dramatic and sensationalized. However, ask anyone who served in Garlstedt and they will confirm that life there was indeed as intense and unforgiving as depicted. There is no need to sensationalize these experiences because the reality of daily life at Garlstedt speaks for itself.


Garlstedt: The Cold War Chronicles


The Cold War hung heavy in the air like an oppressive thundercloud over Garlstedt, also known as Lucius D. Clay Kaserne. Nestled in northern West Germany, it was not just any military base; it was notorious for its unrelenting rigor, state-of-the-art armaments, and reputation as the sole ground forces standing against Soviet aggression across all of Northern Europe.

Garlstedt was no place for the faint-hearted. It was a rough-and-tumble installation with its own unique code of justice. Each training exercise ended with casualties, and anti-war protests often turned violent as attack dogs were deployed to disperse unruly crowds. The base commander even awarded medals of bravery to canines involved in such incidents.

The soldiers at Garlstedt were a breed apart—hardened by constant drills and ready for war at the drop of a hat, just a few minutes by fighter jet from the Iron Curtain itself. News crews were never allowed on the premises; anyone caught filming or interviewing personnel was swiftly turned away with stern warnings or potentially gunfire.

The weight of responsibility rested heavily on these soldiers' shoulders because if Garlstedt fell, it would be doubtful that any Northern European army could survive against Soviet aggression. The base was armed to the teeth with the latest weaponry and everyone stayed vigilant even in their sleep.

Life at Garlstedt revolved around endless cycles of alerts and exercises designed to keep them on edge and ready for action at a moment's notice.

These are a few true stories from my time in Garlstedt (January 1985 through June 1988)…


Ice Command


The year was 1985, and I had just arrived at Garlstedt, greeted by barren landscapes covered in ice and snow. My new home would be an intense environment, where toughness and resilience were not just virtues but necessities.

One day, the atmosphere shifted as SFC Daniel D Russell, a seasoned Army Ranger known for his expertise in chemical decontamination and chemical reconnaissance, arrived to take command of our chemical unit. Lean with a rugged demeanor that spoke volumes before he even opened his mouth, SFC Russell exuded confidence and strength.

In a small military ceremony, he walked in front of our platoon, ready to assume leadership. But before officially taking charge, SFC Russell paused. He looked at the ice-covered ground, flipped open his large knife—a tool as familiar to him as an extension of himself—and dug into it with practiced precision. Pulling out something that appeared to be a piece of ham frozen in the ice, he put it into his mouth and said, "I think it's ham."

It was an unconventional start, but one that set the tone for what would follow: a rigorous and demanding regimen of training and discipline.

Our platoon quickly became known as one of the toughest units in Garlstedt. We pushed ourselves to extremes, showcasing our capabilities through public machine gun drills and even pulling tracked vehicles with ropes for intense physical exercise. His influence was palpable, and we were determined to live up to his personal Ranger standards.

He ensured that every member of our unit was well-trained, not just in chemical operations but also in all aspects of military combat. We became proficient with rifles, mortars, and even tanks. Our goal wasn't just to perform decontamination duties but to be ready for any mission, including sneaking behind enemy lines for chemical reconnaissance.

For me personally, the morning physical fitness runs were a testament to our unit's toughness. Whether it was running in formation with an extra flak vest for added weight or circling around the group to motivate others, I always pushed myself to the limit. Sometimes, when lagging members fell behind, I would light up a cigarette and blow smoke on them, adding another layer of challenge.

Under SFC Russell's leadership, our unit thrived. We became known not just for our skills but also for our relentless determination to be as tough as Army Rangers. It was a challenging environment, one that tested our limits daily, but I loved every moment of it.


Nightlife


The year was 1985, and while stationed at Garlstedt, my fellow privates SPC Nobel, SPC Posten, and SPC Rutherford had other plans for Friday night entertainment. Their choice? A trip to Hamburg's "Zepplin Stelle Discothek," one of the largest dance clubs in Europe. Despite not being a fan of clubbing myself, I found the allure of experiencing West German nightlife irresistible.

We piled into SPC Nobel's ratty BMW and set off for what would be an unforgettable night. At Zepplin Stelle, the atmosphere was electric. The dance floors were lit up by overhead lasers that interacted with the rising smoke from the floor gradings, creating a mesmerizing light show. The music ranged from Duran Duran's "The Reflex" to Shaka Khan's "I Feel for You," perfectly capturing the essence of 1980s Euro disco.

While my friends danced the night away, I found myself more interested in observing the vibrant crowd and soaking up the culture shock that only such a unique environment could provide. It was an eye-opening experience, one that left me craving more exposure to Western European nightlife.

Over time, I began venturing out on my own as well. One of my favorite spots was the "Why Not" club in Bremen, even though it was on the U.S. military's ban list. My rebellious streak led me there, and before long, I found myself befriending some less-than-reputable characters within its walls.

One fateful night, after leaving the "Why Not," my life took an unexpected turn. As I walked away from the club, a van pulled up beside me, and men emerged with guns drawn. In that moment of confusion, the only thing I could think to say was "I am a British citizen; please do not shoot." Considering that I did not know if these men were terrorists or police, I thought that pretending to be British was the smart play.

The next hours were a blur as I found myself at the local police station, subjected to intense interrogation. I had already lied about being British so they scrutinized my real story, searching for any hint of deception or wrongdoing. When they finally concluded that I wasn't involved in drug trafficking—a common activity among some of the club's patrons—I was released with a warning and pointed toward the door.

The realization that "being let go" meant I had to fend for myself hit me hard. It was well past midnight by then but after walking for what seemed like miles, I managed to find a taxi cab.

This experience taught me a valuable lesson about the consequences of pushing boundaries too far. While I may have enjoyed the thrill of rebellion in those seedy clubs, it came at a high price. From that night on, I chose to stick to more conventional places and always went out in groups. The memories of that wild night remain etched in my mind as a stark reminder of how quickly things can go wrong when you venture into unfamiliar territory.


The Death Of SGT Smith


The year was 1985, and our unit was conducting routine training exercises around Bergen Belsen. My squad leader, SGT Donald Smith, and one of my fellow privates, SPC William Dyson, had been tasked with retrieving necessary equipment from Garlstedt for the field exercise.

As they arrived at the base, they discovered that a cargo truck needed to be moved; however, this type of truck required some maintenance after each use—namely, turning on and off the air brake line valve located directly underneath the vehicle. Both men were sleep-deprived, having spent long hours in training prior to this mission.

SGT Smith positioned himself beneath the cargo truck, attempting to identify which valve needed adjustment based on escaping air from the brake line. He instructed SPC Dyson to start the engine so he could listen for any telltale hiss of escaping air. In what turned out to be a tragic mistake, SPC Dyson started the vehicle in gear instead of neutral.

The truck lurched forward with sudden force, crushing SGT Smith beneath its weight. Despite initial survival, the injuries proved fatal once the vehicle was finally removed from him. We learned of SGT Smith's passing, yet their response left us feeling dismissed and humiliated. They ordered us, the enlisted privates, to go to bed as if we were children while they could talk amongst themselves. The contrast between our emotional turmoil and their apparent indifference was stark and deeply troubling.

A few days after our unit's return to Bergen Belsen, a few volunteers assisted in processing SGT Smith's personal items so they wouldn't cause any emotional distress for his wife upon being shipped back stateside.

A week after that, we gathered at SGT Smith's funeral. High-ranking officers, including a general, took prominent seats in the front rows, while my entire platoon—sergeants and privates alike—were relegated to distant back rows. It felt as though our presence was merely an afterthought even though it was our sergeant who died.

The ceremony was somber, but it couldn't mask the underlying sense of injustice we all carried. The loss of SGT Smith had left a profound void in our unit, and the way his death was handled only compounded the tragedy.

This incident served as a harsh reminder that even within the structured environment of military life, there are moments of chaos and human error that can have devastating consequences. It also highlighted the stark power dynamics at play, where those with rank seemed to prioritize their own comfort over the emotional well-being of those they were supposed to lead.


Concrete


The year was 1986, and the Cold War tension permeated every corner of West Germany. Our chemical unit found ourselves in Bremen, tasked with an unusual mission that blended military necessity with cutting-edge technology.

Our objective was straightforward yet revolutionary: supply water for a new experimental concrete runway that promised to change the face of rapid deployment tactics. The infantry units had been working tirelessly around us, placing thousands of bags of this quick-acting concrete on the ground. It was a coordinated effort aimed at determining whether this advanced material could support an aircraft within just 24 hours.

The stakes were high; we watched as this experimental concrete could potentially revolutionize rapid deployment tactics. The runway was designed to be operational in under two days and, perhaps even more importantly, to disintegrate within six months. This quick-acting concrete represented a significant leap forward in our ability to respond swiftly to changing geopolitical landscapes.

During breaks from this intense project, I would often walk to a tiny store nearby to buy my lunch—a one-liter coke and a Ritter Sport Rum, Raisin & Hazelnut candy bar. A few of us had found a comfortable spot on the grassy berm next to the shipping canal where we could take our meals in peace.

Lying there, watching the tops of vessels float by was both a respite and an eye-opener. The rhythmic sound of water against the ships' hulls provided a stark contrast to the constant buzz of activity around us. It was during one such peaceful afternoon that I noticed something unusual—the top sections of large Soviet tankers, their USSR flags waving proudly.

These were not just any vessels; they belonged to our adversaries yet here they were, doing business in West Germany. The surreal event struck me deeply—a stark reminder of the complex tapestry of alliances and conflicts that defined the era.

The concrete runway project continued without incident, a testament to the ingenuity of military engineers. Our work was crucial, even if it meant spending hours watching water flow and occasionally catching glimpses of an ever-changing world passing by on those distant Soviet ships.

As we packed up our gear at the end of our week in Bremen, I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride in having played a small part in this groundbreaking experiment. The experience had been both challenging and enlightening, offering a unique perspective on life during the Cold War years.


The Fateful Call


Late-night alerts were an integral part of military life throughout the Cold War. Alerts and drills were common occurrences triggered by specific code phrases late at night, roughly once a month. The routine was simple: accept the phone call, alert the next soldier in line, report to the base, grab assigned weapons, and mobilize with vehicles.

Over time, I grew accustomed to this routine. An hour after the drill usually meant either "all clear" or potentially a few days of training in the forest—it was all routine, but I was always ready for anything whenever that fateful call ever came.

One night, the phone rang differently than usual. A sergeant on the other end uttered not just any code phrase but a special one which signaled World War III was imminent. My heart pounding, I relayed the message to the next soldier and approached my wife's side.

For a moment, I hesitated over whether to wake her or let her sleep peacefully unaware of the impending doom. Ultimately, I chose not to burden her with knowledge that would only breed fear and distraction, instead, I raced to my car.

I mentally steeled myself for the worst—nuclear explosions, sabotaged roads, Soviet sympathizers. Anything seemed possible in this new reality, but I was determined to face whatever stood between me and my duty as a soldier.

The journey to Lucius D. Clay Kaserne was uneventful. Upon arrival, I witnessed an expected sight: hundreds of soldiers rushing around wearing training gear instead of combat gear. This revealed it had all been some kind of mistake.

I joined my confused unit for the scheduled exercise. We soon discovered that a sleep-deprived sergeant had been instructed by command to initiate the drill and he simply picked up the wrong book. You see, in the military, there are always two sets of instructions for every contingency—one set for drills and simulations, another for genuine combat situations.

Thankfully, only my company received that fateful call; the rest of the 2nd Armored Division remained blissfully unaware of the near-miss that could have sent us charging headlong into nuclear war.


Not To Be Trifled With


The year was 1987, and I found myself standing in line at the base dining facility, awaiting my turn for chow. The mess hall buzzed with chatter as soldiers joked and laughed, trying to blow off steam after another grueling day of training.

As I approached the silverware section, a group of three infantrymen lined up behind me. One of them, a sergeant about my size with a shaved head and a thick neck, leaned in close to get a look at my name tag.

"Bates," he read aloud, a smirk playing on his lips. "Your first name must be Norman."

His two cronies snickered and the sergeant's smirk widened into a full-blown grin. "Norman Bates, like that psycho from the movie!"

The three infantrymen laughed at their own cleverness, oblivious to the darkening expression on my face.

I was not one to trifle with but there was something about this stranger’s attitude that set my teeth on edge. I had a feeling this wouldn’t end with everyone laughing and moving on. I felt insulted.

As I reached for a butter knife, I made up my mind. I wasn't going to let these three infantrymen push me around. I decided to fight.

With a loud clatter, I slammed the knife down onto the tray in front of the sergeant, the handle pointed towards him and the blade pointing back at me. I took a step back, creating some space between us and glanced at the knife, the knife which he could easily pick up before I could possibly stop him.

"I heard your mother is a prostitute." The words were precise and cold, spoken loud enough for all around to hear.

In that moment, the entire dining facility fell silent. The laughter instantly died on their lips as they realized this wasn't just playful ribbing anymore. Someone was likely going to die.

I prepared myself for the impending brawl which I just initiated but I had faced off against tougher odds before—being outnumbered was nothing new in combat training. Besides, I had an advantage with my first opponent holding a butter knife that likely could not stab, let alone slice.

But the sergeant surprised me by holding up his hands in surrender. "Look man, I'm sorry," he said quickly. "I didn't mean it."

I eyed him warily but saw no trace of deception in his expression. The two other men also looked apologetic, almost sheepish at their own behavior.

To ensure my point was made, I turned back to the silverware section and paused with my back to the three soldiers, just in case they changed their minds but nothing happened. It was over.

The dining facility returned to normal and I got my meal and sat down at an empty table. All thoughts of the confrontation faded as I dug into my food. This was Garlstedt after all.

It wasn't until weeks later that I realized I hadn’t seen any of those three infantrymen again—not in the dining facility or anywhere else on base. It seemed they had taken my implied threat seriously and steered clear of me ever since.

Upon reflection decades later, this is a true story except for one detail: Instead of saying "prostitute," I used a more vulgar word to describe the sergeant's mother. Otherwise, for all the men and women stationed in Garlstedt, things like this were not unusual events.


Epilogue: The End of an Era


Lucius D Clay Kaserne, built in 1978, stood as a testament to the Cold War era's military might and strategic importance. Yet by 1992, with the dissolution of the Soviet Union and the changing geopolitical landscape, it no longer had its original purpose.

The land and buildings were returned to the German government, marking the end of Garlstedt as we knew it. Despite this, no one who served there would ever forget its lasting impact. Our small unit was a part of something much larger—a heavy brigade in the North pitted against several Soviet and Eastern Bloc divisions.

Garlstedt's mission was nothing short of daunting: to stand as the sole ground forces capable of withstanding attacks from seven Eastern Bloc divisions and three Soviet divisions. Yet we, along with every other unit at Lucius D Clay Kaserne, did our part. We trained tirelessly, pushed our limits, and remained vigilant against an ever-present threat.

The legacy of Garlstedt lives on in the memories and experiences of those who served there. It was a place where toughness was not just a virtue but a necessity, where every soldier played a critical role in maintaining peace during one of history's most tense periods.


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